My name is Xiao Yitian, and I am sure that I live in the 21st century, but today I discovered that I have a strange ability that seems to be able to see the... Essence of people? I saw people's different essences under their skins. Most of them were gray, but of course there were also pure black or white. But why is this person essentially a monkey? He's still a blind monkey... My name is Xiao Yitian. I thought that seeing Sun Wukong was already a big deal, but it turns out... I'm still too young! After the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals were not allowed to become sperms, so those who became sperms before the founding of the People's Republic of China were not allowed to do anything, right? There are gays and lilies, but the main character is single! ?˙?˙? The imagination will overturn all the images you know, including the crybaby Sun Wukong, the irritable Tripitaka, the Yan Wang Bajie, the baby-faced Sha Seng, the ascetic and multi-gold Guanyin, the mother-in-law, and the naughty King of Hell. . . Waiting for a series of alternative gods.