Copywriting
What was it like to be tricked by your own father into going to the Forbidden City to see the gate?
"Being a security guard is not my life dream!"
"So, is it your life dream to save the world?"
"What? Who's talking?"
"A toilet in the Forbidden City turned into a spirit and ran away. Let's go catch it back."
What kind of experience would it be to catch a semen toilet with a semen plate?