Passerby: Hey, what happened to your little princess?
Dr. Miao [pushing glasses]: Pregnant
Passerby: WTF???? Who? Who did it!
Dr. Miao: Me.
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Dr. Miao goes to the Cat Cafe every day after get off work to drink coffee and suck on cats. But the owners of the cat cafe all know that Dr. Miao went there for the cafe's pet, Miss Mi.
Ms. Mi: Dr. Miao, I think we are different species and cannot fall in love.
Dr. Miao: Miss Mi, in fact, I think we are not only of the same species, but also of the same variety.
Miss Mi: What?
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Food guide:
1. Related to raising cats, but unfortunately the author does not have a cat
2. Relevant common sense comes from Weibo and friends. Discussions are welcome. Please leave comments in a civilized manner.
3. The author has been raising cats for a long time and has never seen a high-end pet hospital. He will not describe too much in this aspect. In a sense, this article is only responsible for Tiantiantian.
4. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please click on the upper right corner to escape as soon as possible without telling the author.
5. Refrain from bringing your own ginseng rooster boots
6. Thanks to Tingran Da Da and CatYang Ragdoll Cattery for the cover. Since the picture seems a bit big, I will put the authorized picture in the first chapter.