Literary version: "Qing Ni." "Kiss me?" "No, no, no! I mean my name is Qing Ni, the green of the green grass, murmuring." "What a coincidence, my name is He Nan, congratulations, murmuring." Rough version: The thunder in the gutter catches fire, and dry wood meets the fierce fire. The first time I met my blind date, I slept with him...