The author's column serializes the Chinese-Singapore article "The Running Dog Book", please pay attention, starry eyes~
Copywriting: This article is also known as: "Turtle in the Palm", "I am not a short boy"
This story tells us: Never peek at others taking a bath, let alone a beautiful woman taking a bath. The most important thing is never believe what the beauty says! Not even an expression or a symbol, thank you! Otherwise, if you make a mistake... You will suffer for thousands of years! It's just a pain! No matter how many reincarnations you jump through, you will still be a pain!
Suyu's ugly refusal: "It's impossible, it can't be done, I think I can still save it."
Suyu counterattack plan one:
Find a dark and windy night, take out the strongest wine, put on the most ascetic expression, and wear the most slutty clothes: "Hey, beauty, the moonlight is beautiful tonight, do you want to have a hey hey..."
The beauty took the wine and smiled: "Come to my room, I have something to tell you."
Then, accompanied by a certain slut's "heartbreaking" and "desperate struggle" howls, the two spent a harmonious and beautiful night.
Suyu counterattack plan two:
Please note that we are not the kind of people who only use beauty to seduce/seduce, bah, attract beauties, we must learn to outsmart them!
Action:
Find an empty classroom, put on the most innocent expression, show your stupidest side, and humbly ask the beauty a question: "Teacher, I don't know this question..."
Beautiful teacher: "Come to my apartment, I have something to tell you."
The familiar conversation made Su Yujuhua tense up: "No, don't do it. This is good. Hey, don't resist me. Isn't it embarrassing? I'll go by myself. I'll go by myself. Ah, ah, it's indecent. Help!"
Suyu counterattack plan three:
"Stop talking, no plan will work, I have to use strong! Strong methods!"
A certain beauty: "Come here, I have something to tell you."
Such similar history again.
Suyu: "... I have nothing to say to you, goodbye."
The beauty sneered: "Oh, it's too late."
A certain little turtle was crying without tears when he was being shouldered: "I won't attack anymore. Why don't I stop attacking? Oh my god! Help, someone is going to kill the turtle!"
Tentative world: "The Arrogant Emperor and His Turtle Eunuch"
"The Yandere Boy and His Turtle Bandits"
"Teacher Sven and His Turtle Student"
"The Mighty General and His Turtle Advisor"
"The Dark Bamboo Horse and His Turtle Neighbor"
"Financial Father and His Turtle Son"
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Note: ① The second world starts a counterattack plan. It will only wake up after the first world is suppressed. It seems like honey is awakening, so look back and don't give up.
②1V1 double clean
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