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Legend has it that there are two supreme masters in the world who are feared.
One is named Xia Yi, who is rich and handsome, low-key and introverted, special, lame and blind.
One was named Min Xun, a money-grabbing maniac with a very bad reputation who had a trick of blindly beating him.
The two are famous and dominate the north and south, but it is a pity that they have never been seen together.
Some people predict that once these two people meet, there will be a fierce battle, and the world will be bloody and catastrophic.
But the fact is——
Xia Yi: I am not an expert. I am born and raised here. I don't have a car or a house. I am sick all over my body. I am a novice. I don't know Chinese characters and I am very rustic.
Min Xun: Me too. Don't be afraid if you are sick, I will take care of you and treat you well.
Xia Yi: I'm just a dog if I lie to you.
Min Xun: Me too... I don't allow you to talk about yourself like that!
Later:
Xia Yi: Woof woof woof!
Min Xun: ... Wang.
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No matter what the wife says, she will attack her husband for X seconds, and she will spoil her husband with her strength
Two super bosses mistakenly thought they had picked up a newbie, and they spent a lot of time accompanying each other to "level up and fight monsters".
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Article viewing & demining guide
1. Not really blind or really lame. The deputy cp has bg. The angle of attack and reception will switch, attack first and then receive.
2. All the settings are made up by me, there is no prototype, don't be particular about it.
3. The awkward parts were all written by my cat.
4. The protagonists are responsible for favoring each other, the supporting characters are responsible for being funny, and the passers-by are responsible for adding soy sauce and promoting the plot. You ask about the writing style? Doesn't exist.
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