Guan Ju: I actually changed from an embarrassing and stupid two thousand gold to Orochimaru, the object of my worship!
God SAMA: You should thank me more.
Guan Ju: Uncle Snake, I'm sorry, I will never abuse your body wantonly. Uncle Snake, I'm sorry, I will never look at your body or touch your body casually. And Uncle Snake, I will definitely maintain your evil image. Kami SAMA, can you turn this body into a female one? This way I can maintain Uncle Snake's purity.
Kami SAMA: ... I really don't know what's so good about Orochimaru. He has weird clothes, a long neck, a long tongue, bad hygiene, and his voice actor is oil-faced Obasan. Even if he has many followers in the comics, there are many fans of him in the third dimension...
(Yes, the views of this god SAMA are exactly the same as mine, the author who has reviewed the first hundred episodes of Naruto!)