[Noragami] the God's Standard

-Ha, you ask what is the standard configuration of gods? -Of course it's the shrine and the shrine maiden. The god in sportswear told the miko in front of him: "I will save money for the shrine myself, but miko - I only want you." The witch then smiled softly: "Okay." The correct way to collect this article ①The heroine Mary Sue! Fair skin, beautiful appearance and long legs! ②Characters OOC! ③Go to the bloody battle! ④There is basically no plot! ④The author has a glass heart! This is a story about a stupid god who pried off the witch of another god.