Qi Xiaogong: "Come here and give me a kiss."
Chang Xiaoshou: "No!"
Qi Xiaogong: "Hurry up, I'll count one, two, three."
Chang Xiaoshou: "￣へ￣No!"
Qi Xiaogong: "One."
Chang Xiaoshou: "(￣.￣)Hmm..."
Qi Xiaogong: "Two."
Chang Xiaoshou: "φ(..｡)..."
Qi Xiaogong: "Three..."
Chang Xiaoshou: "Kiss my husband⁄(⁄⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄⁄)⁄"
Turn on the lamp——