Whether cats should be given "human" rights has always been a focus of ethical debate.
"We have wizards, vampires, superpowers, gay marriage laws, and another cat is no big deal." The old congressman pushed up the monocle on the bridge of his nose, "This is Britain."
Journalism hostess: "... Are you referring to the British people who voted for the Brexit bill without even knowing what the EU is?"
Old congressman: "That's a special feature!"
Male protagonist: "Meow?"