Murmur of the Woods

Once upon a time, there was a mountain with a forest in it. There were a group of monsters in the forest, and a little Taoist priest broke in. The main line of style runs through the short story warning, Xiaobai's first post. The protagonist has no cp. The short story is full of sexual orientation warnings. I don't know what to write so I have to write no cp. Sexual orientation will be clearly marked and can be eaten selectively. The perspective switches between the little Taoist priest and the monster narrating the story. I wrote it to make everyone laugh, and to make myself laugh, of course, HE.