This is a story about a great god with a dark side and a transparent convulsion.
"You are so indifferent. Many people on the Internet say that you and Tu Shang are such a cute couple."
"Is this why you smashed my display and poured water on my console?"
A certain person swallowed his saliva and shrank back.
"If Xiaoyun'er is jealous, just say so. This is not good, and I will punish you to stay in bed tonight."
"But my injury from last time hasn't healed yet!"
"I'll be gentler."
Three thousand words are omitted here.
Afterwards, a certain user used his laptop to log in and deleted the user's account without hesitation. If you dare to mess with his wife, it doesn't matter what rabbit he is, braised in brown sauce.