People from the cult: Didn't you practice Buddhism? Why are you so murderous?
Zhang Qi: I'm sorry, I am a cultivator of Angry-Eye Vajra. Have you never heard of "having a bodhisattva's heart and using thunderous means?"
People in cults:. . . Sudden
Client: Taoist priest, do you think this curse of mine can be removed?
Zhang Qi: No problem. You may not believe it. I am the best at casting spells. Do you want me to counter-spell you and get a 20% discount on the cost?
Customer: Still. . It's better not to use it
Xin Lie: You are just a vixen
Zhang Qi: How do you know? !
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Dad, are you still there? If you are here, could you send me your copy of Summoning the Heavenly Master from Another World? My number is 1748739067. Thank you (*°?°)=3
Damn, do you still have One Piece fans? My name is 2740183271. The price is negotiable.