"Look at how well matched those two are."
"Those were two men"
"What's wrong with two men, love has no gender"
"Uh-huh"
"This guy is a good match for you! I'll go get your phone number."
What should you do when your wife is anxious to let you out?
"I am not worthy of anyone else, only you. Congratulations on your entering the rotten path and bending in my hand."