After Gu Nian fell in love with Lu Yu and decided to flirt with her, she stopped Lu Yu in the stairwell and said, "Hello, let's get acquainted and let you know that you are falling in love!" Lu Yu:... (Isn't she a fool?) Before that day, Lu Yu never thought that one day he would meet someone like her. She tastes like strawberry. All living beings suffer, but you are the only one who tastes like strawberry! !
Gu Nian: Lu Yu, you look very much like a relative of mine.
Lu Yu: "Who is it?"
Gu Nian: "My father's son-in-law"
Lu Yu:..........
Another day
Gu Nian: "You are weird"
Lu Yu; "?"
Gu Nian reached out and touched his face and said, "It's so pretty."
When I got home that night, Lu Yu opened the curtain covering the mirror for a long time and looked at her fat face. She curled her lips. She looked good there. She must be laughing at me!
Lu Yu: "Why do you like me?"
Gu Nian: "I like you, just like your mother beats you without reason."
Lu Yu:..........
Gu Nian: "Lu Yu, Lu Yu, my bed is broken, can I sleep with you tonight?"
Lu Yu:..........