It's purely a YY cool article.
It's empty, it's very empty, please don't take it seriously!
Respect each other, if you don't like seeing it, please leave. Newlyweds have a glassy heart and need caressing and gentle spraying!
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Shocked! New internet celebrity Wei Shu stabbed herself to death with a writing brush!
Netizen comments: Gee, you are really going to any lengths for the sake of fame.
Wei Shu who was stabbed to death by a pen: Fart! It was this pen that suddenly flew up and stabbed me to death!
Magic pen: Hee hee hee.
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As soon as the female Internet celebrity opened her eyes, she became a cold palace princess with a sallow face and thin skin, a shabby house, and a musty smell. Forget it, there is also a dead eunuch who looks gentle but is actually not easy to mess with...
I thought it would be cool, but I didn't know that the broken writing brush was a treasure.
Just write a few words and you will become a master of calligraphy by accident;
Just draw a bird and it becomes a phoenix with a body of ten thousand gold. The whole world looks up to her.
All the ministers: Congratulations, Your Majesty, on having the Phoenix Lord, may I be in great peace!
Ning Weishu: Hee hee hee.
Magic Pen: What the hell, go earn adoration points and become an idol in the world!
Ning Weishu: ... Okay.
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Internet celebrities who were not popular in modern times suddenly became popular in ancient times. Facing everyone's admiring eyes, Ning Weishou waved his hands modestly: In fact, I have nothing but beauty.
The dead eunuch silently took out the mirror.
Ning Weishu:...
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One time when he was drunk, Ning Weishu lifted the dead eunuch's chin and smiled charmingly, "Smile, I will let you secretly touch my pen."
The dead eunuch blushed and held it in for a long time, "Princess, you are confused."
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The dramatist Xiao Gongju VS the sinister pseudo-eunuch