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Zhu Xiaozao feels that human society is not very friendly to her.
She was deceived by bad guys when she first arrived. Fortunately, the policeman saved her and even gave her hungry food.
In the steamed stuffed bun shop, a handsome man asked her before ordering: "What kind of stuffing do you want? How many do you want?"
She opened her tender little hands and said shyly and politely: "Please give me the beef stuffing, fifty pieces, thank you."
"..."
After eating all fifty big buns under the man's complicated gaze, Zhu Xiaozao touched her belly happily: "I'm sixty percent full. It's great."
Lu Jin Lingxin said: From now on, her husband will be driven bankrupt by her.
He never expected that he would become her husband.
Reading guide:
① Iron-blooded and calm detective
②The male protagonist does not have an ex-girlfriend, and the female protagonist does not have "common sense";
③The full text has been completed and will be published exclusively in Jinjiang. Please support me, fairies!
④Author's Weibo ID: Shengluoluo, welcome to tease (* ￣3)(ε￣ *)
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Copywriting:
Jiu Qingqing is a salty fish whose IQ varies from high to low.
For example, when going to school and going to work, she can only do so-so and stay alive.
Any difficulty can knock her down.
But when it comes to eating, drinking and having fun——
She can energetically check game guides for a night, and she can also enthusiastically make more than ten pages of store visit plans. During the annual shopping festival, she is regarded as the "invincible little expert in ordering together"!
No difficulty can defeat her!
Such a person who doesn't like to endure hardship, let alone eat without hardship, has traveled to the world of cultivation and became the senior sister of the Yunhai Sect's formation lineage.
The Yunhai Sect is not large, and they are all kings. Today you rob me of resources, and tomorrow I will rob you of your spiritual treasures. If you don't cultivate immortality you will die, if you cultivate immortality you will die faster!
Weak, pitiful and helpless but able to eat Jiu Qingqing: No, I can't bear this suffering.
I don't have any hope of ascending to heaven. I just have to live my life well and live happily one day at a time.
So,
When others were fighting to the death for resources for cultivating immortals in the secret realm, Jiu Qingqing said: How can I live without a mobile phone? Wait until I study and engrave the formation on the jade slip... Yo, it's done!
So everyone who uses jade slips to transmit messages has to pay her a "text message fee."
She easily became a rich man in the world of immortality!
When others were fighting for the core disciple's spot in the sect competition, Qingqing said, "You can't see clearly. When I refine a large-screen magic weapon, I can watch the live broadcast while lying on the bed!"
I also want to broadcast it. If you want to watch it, please sign up for me as a member.
The live broadcast was so popular that she was directly recommended to become a core disciple!
In other sects, the senior brothers and sisters gave away rare treasures to their juniors, but when it came to Jiu Qingqing: Wow, I can't do it, I'm a stupid waste, I don't have anything good.
Give this "Escape Talisman" to your junior brother. After you crush it, you will be teleported 30,000 miles instantly;
Give this "whitening pill" to junior sister. After you take it, you can maintain your skin and bones for three months.
Don't take it personally.
The junior brother and junior sister were stunned: This is not a good thing? Senior sister! You are simply our God! (Broken sound)
Later, when the junior brothers and sisters brought fragments of ancient famous swords, top-quality five-element spiritual herbs, ten thousand-year-old monster inner elixirs and other items to her, Jiu Qing Qing was extremely happy: Wow, I can hug the legendary thigh too!
Oops, how come I am eating, drinking, having fun, and still ascending?
Intent: Harmonious and friendly coexistence
