Song Simiao was ten years old, standing in the yard of her grandmother's house, with her hands behind her back and her eyes half-closed, shaking her head and shaking her head as she recited the Tang poetry she had just learned today. She sniffed hard to identify the aroma of cooking food coming from the yard next door, and her upturned little face was even more intoxicated. From the corner of my eye, I saw my grandma coming out of the house with a bowl in her hands, and she quickly started talking.
"The dangerous building is a hundred feet high and the hand is holding a big chicken wing"
"The apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can't stop crying, and the casserole in the shanduan is filled with vermicelli"
In this way, when Song Simiao passed through five stages and won six generals, he finally won the college career that he had longed for. He accidentally choked on the chicken wings of Kenji at the school gate and traveled through time easily!
Just like many heroines in time-traveling novels, Song Simiao found out that she was divorced just after she passed through time. There was no scene of divorce like a Shura field, nor was there a roof beam where the owner of the body hanged himself. Instead, there was a "clang" of the door of the Hou's mansion being closed, and Song Simiao, who had not yet regained consciousness, looked down and saw that the Orleans chicken wings that he had not finished chewing in his hand had turned into a piece of divorce papers.
The first thought in Song Simiao's mind was, grandma has legs! She will only eat McDonald's in her next life!