Mr. Cat and the Evolution of the Stupid Pig.
"Are you a pig?"
"Yes, I am a pig. What advice can you give me, Mr. Cat?"
"Who are you?"
"This is my home. This is my bed."
"It doesn't hurt anymore?"
"It doesn't hurt anymore. How can we relieve our worries? The only way is to get rich overnight."
"Milk banana orange juice."
"Naked temptation."
"Want to eat?"
"I don't want to eat it, I have a lot of backbone."
"If you want praise, show me how to act coquettishly."
"You can't do this. Meow!"
"Hey, forget it, just be normal!"
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