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At the opening ceremony for the first-year students of the School of Supernatural Abilities, one of the top three students was missing...
At the same time, on the sofa in the principal's office, a salted fish suddenly gave birth to a baby, sleeping soundly!
The dead fish-eye state after being forcibly awakened lasted until he met all the new classmates in the class.
The head teacher will not let go of this salted fish that has let everyone go.
As punishment, Xianyu had no choice but to become a cheat for the whole class!
Xianyu: I'm sleepy...
Class teacher: Fight back this wave and set up a tent for you so you can get enough sleep!
Xianyu: Don't break your promise!
Cannon fodder: You little brats will destroy you if you see that I am not united!
Salted Fish: Anything that disturbs my sleep must disappear...
Tear~pull~~~——This world is quiet.
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2.
"Xing Tianxiao, absent from the interview and written examination,
The full score of the ability test plus twenty extra points,
Ranked third among freshmen at the same level——
Principal, are you kidding me?
How can such a student who dares to miss the exam pass the admissions exam? "
The head teacher of Class A roared as he patted the students' report cards.
The principal smiled naively:
"This child is indeed sick. I will trouble you to take more care of him in the future!"
Class teacher:......
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3.
Each time we deal with "tasks" that appear in various planes,
Students with special powers all expressed that it hurt...
If you can have enough strength,
Then just wipe out the world of these bastards!
Class teacher:
The old people in this door are stronger than the young people, so if you help the old people cross the street, you will be killed instantly - people will wonder if you look down on them...
The society of the people in this gate is very harmonious. Remember not to have anything to do with any animals. People there are vegetarians. Don't be tempted to hunt for meat. Otherwise, please prepare the location and specifications of the cemetery now, and remember to write a suicide note in advance.
Besides that door and that door and that door...
Students: ... Can I drop out of school?
Intention: A positive attitude is a lifelong pursuit