What is Journey to the West?
Maybe it's a tragedy, maybe it's a comedy.
What exactly is Journey to the West? You readers naturally know what you are doing.
One article, two ways of writing.
Nonsensical and drama combined.
This is the drama of the havoc in heaven, when the nonsensical Sun Wukong meets Zixia in heaven. What happens?
Nonsensical plot:
"Jade Emperor, think about it. If this Pegasus is not paired, it will suffer from endocrine disorders. Endocrine disorders will lead to irritable temperament. If the temperament is irritable, it will run around. Running around will poop everywhere. It will pollute the environment of heaven. If one day it accidentally poops on your head, Jade Emperor, it will be bad for everyone. That's why I captured the Roaring Celestial Dog to comfort the lonely stallion." Sun Wukong said solemnly.
"Ah! I didn't expect that Wukong, you actually have such good intentions. It seems that I wrongly blamed you," the Jade Emperor sighed.
The gods were in an uproar, this is okay!
"Jade Emperor! Don't be deceived by this stinky monkey. This monkey is talking nonsense! It's talking nonsense about pairing. How to pair up my Roaring Sky Dog's male dog!" Erlang Shen shouted.
"Oh! What a coincidence, my Pegasus is also a male!" Sun Wukong said in surprise.
"I++@#¥@!¥#¥!#" Erlang was so angry that he blurted out a three-character sutra.
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A scene from the main play, an original poem by the author:
Infatuation Road
When I miss you, I miss my hometown.
Have you ever looked to the end of the world?
Our love lasts forever and will never be repaid.
I don't know how a woman is infatuated.
God - trembling!
The demon god was born to destroy Cangxiong,
The sky collapsed and the earth shattered, spilling blood.
Dare I ask who Zhan Tianwei is?
My name is Sun Wukong.
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: This work is a nonsensical work, a hilarious comedy work, so the plot is exaggerated, spoofed, and all kinds of routines! Definitely more than you imagine.
: The author himself cheats the game "Universal Invincible" very well, and it is guaranteed to be completed, so you can enter the game with confidence.
: This work is a nonsensical spoof, with basically no logic at all. Please do not discuss logical matters with the author. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Reader comments
Ah, the author will update it soon! !
Hey, it's too miserable to work overtime on Valentine's Day. Belmode has already run away, so the two of them should go out to play~ Just take Bourbon and work overtime.
Ah, the author will update it soon! !
Hey, it's too miserable to work overtime on Valentine's Day. Belmode has already run away, so the two of them should go out to play~ Just take Bourbon and work overtime.
Ha