Housing Agency No. 444

Today, when human fertility rates are generally declining, the number of places for reincarnation has also been greatly reduced. The underworld is almost crowded with ghosts waiting for reincarnation. The underworld had no choice but to allow some ghosts to remain in the world, and "Housing Agency No. 444" Was established. Find a suitable residence for every ghost lingering in the world. Customer 1: "I have a haunted house for rent: the three bedrooms face west, the whole house is blocked from light, and it is full of yin energy. The clear sky can ensure that the residents will not be burned by the yang energy. The price is favorable, rent for ten yuan and get two for free!" Client 2: "I was a singer during my lifetime, and my only hobby after my death is playing guitar, singing, and holding concerts in the middle of the night. I urgently need a house that will not be complained by my neighbors." —————— ***Pre-received article, please collect "Public Toilet No. 444": Public toilet No. 444 Is a special public toilet. Not only does it have no unpleasant smell, but it is also fragrant. Everyone who comes in to use the toilet feels relaxed and happy. It is said that even people who have suffered from hemorrhoids for many years can find long-lost pleasure and comfort here. ——Public toilet No. 444, If you dare to come, I will open it. —————— Completed sister articles: *** "(Wonton Shop No. 444)" Cheng Xiaohua, who came to the city to work, applied to become a clerk at a wonton shop, and was forcibly bound to the "Difu Home" APP. The Wonton Shop is not big, but its backend is very strong, and it is directly operated by the Difu Division, a well-known enterprise with ten thousand years of history. There are not many employees in the store, but all of them are treasures: the arrogant store manager Yan Jun, the fierce cat demon boy, and the patriotic ghost who rebelled against the Qing Dynasty and restored the Ming Dynasty. From then on, Cheng Xiaohua started selling wontons on a daily basis, and was often forced by the crazy system to fight monsters and upgrade. —————— ***"Dating Agency No. 444" Cheng Xiangxiang joined a dating agency, and the customers there were not normal. The century-old zombie replied shyly: "My ideal partner is fair-skinned, soft-bodied, long-legged, and likes to jump around like me." The long-haired water ghost rubbed his hands expectantly: "I like a domineering president, preferably the one who can wrap up the fish pond and fill it for me as a tomb." The fluffy long-eared rabbit chewed a carrot: "I like strong men. Well-developed limbs can protect me. It doesn't matter whether the mind is simple or not." —————— #### Gay friends have finished the fat article: "The Proud Eldest Princess" BY Matcha Pancake: The scumbag ex-husband is also reborn! Intention: Have kind thoughts and do more good deeds.