Metaphysics Saves the Entertainment Industry

By chance, Lu Xuan met an ancient ghost with a Chinese character face, a curvy beard and a round waist. They hit it off and they had something in common. Then the ghost told him that his name was Su Shi. Lu Xuan: Huh? ? ? Once again by chance, Lu Xuan took on a historical drama with a Mary Sue costume, starring Wu Zetian as the heroine. At the filming site, Lu Xuan saw a beautiful female ghost with a dignified appearance and a plump figure. She said her name was Wu Zhao. She also said that acting is very interesting, especially since she is the protagonist of this drama, which makes it even more interesting. Lu Xuan tried his best to call Black and White Wuchang, and pointed at someone who was having sex with a certain actress: Can you two handle this boss? Black and White Impermanence: Don't dare to move, don't dare to move... Small theater Agent: There is an audition tomorrow. Lu Xuan: I calculated on my fingers that it is not a good time to work tomorrow. (Result: Audition postponed by one day) Director: Shooting on location tomorrow. Lu Xuan: I calculated on my fingers that it is not appropriate to go out tomorrow. (Result: heavy rain at outdoor attractions) Someone: When will you marry me? Lu Xuan: Let me count on my fingers... Someone: Huh? Lu Xuan: Jie, ji, I have calculated it. We are destined to be a match, so any day is a good day, and every day is a good time to get married. PS: This article is 1vs1, sc, the main and the recipient, sweet pet! Conception: