Programmer No. 1: Boss! I work a lot of overtime, but it will be counted as a work-related injury!
Programmer No. 2: Yes, if you can't find a wife, you will be considered a work-related injury.
Gu Hongyu: Can you find it without working overtime?
Programmer No. 1: Boss, I will go wherever you go!
Gu Hongyu: Shit! Will you follow me when I go home? !
Programmer No. 2: Sister-in-law, the boss is too cruel, please protect me.
Programmer No. 3: Sister-in-law, I'm lovesick. I'm drinking to drown my sorrows. Come back quickly. What kind of wine? Okay, just wine candies
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