Master, He Is Immoral in the Five Elements

New pit: "My character in the book is not even as good as an NPC" has been opened, a light and funny article, please support~~~(づ￣ 3￣)づ Literary Edition Copywriting This is a real conversation between Xie Yu, a proud disciple of the Qingyang Sect, a major cultivator of immortality, and everyone, with Xie Yu taking the lead. My master, he may be immoral in the five elements! Audience: What kind of immoral law? My master's mantra: A gentleman bares his crotch and his crotch is as long as a villain's. Audience: ... Uh, what does he want to grow? I'm ashamed to say it. Everyone: Uh~~ For a penny, he could fight with a hawker, even a girl. Everyone: Uh~~~ The first time he met me, he threw me to a flower picker and ran away. Audience: This is indeed immoral. Why? ! Because he thought I had a grudge against him and said I wanted to kill him. I went to him to argue with him, but he said that he gave me the gift of love because of pain, and he even got into trouble with me because of it. Audience: Is there any grudge? There used to be. Audience: What about now? I don't know why, but I want to press him. [Slutty version of copywriting] Master, I heard that you are wicked? My reputation? Famous for three times. My strength? No one can match it. So what am I missing? If you lack nothing, you are lacking in virtue. Xie Yu: My master is wicked and foul-mouthed. I want to overpower him and make him speechless under me for nine days! [The disciple who speaks duplicitously and means evil* attacks the evil-minded master and his slanderous words] (~y▽~)~*~ Author: The writing style of this article is light and humorous. Please relax and enjoy it, and cover your face! Everyone: Shameless~ Also: This article also features the second disciple Fu Lin, who never turns back, and the young disciple Tang Yushui, who claims to be a child prodigy and fortune teller! Xie Yu is the eldest disciple. The four masters and apprentices just gathered together for a table of mahjong. The first round of mahjong: Xie Yu: red, Fu Lin: Yaoji, Tang Yushui: white board. Master: Find out for yourself. Second circle: Xie Yu: five tubes, Master: touch. Fu Lin: Two cakes, Master: Touch again. Tang Yushui: Dongfeng, Master: Touch again, butt Hu. Tang Yushui: Master, you are too stupid, are you? Master: A fly with few legs is still meat. Third round: Xie Yu: 20,000, Master: Eat. Fu Lin: Fifty thousand, Master: Touch. Tang Yushui: 80,000. Master: The bar is of the same color, living alone, flowers bloom on the bar, give money. In the fourth round, everyone quit. Xie Yu: There is fraud. Fu Lin: Master, how did you steal it? Tang Yushui: I figured out that Master stole the card. Master: Don't accuse good people unfairly. Come and let's play a few more rounds. Xie Yu: Master wants to play, let's go to bed. Conception: