[Journey to the West] the Delayed Tucao Emperor

This article is inspiring to complain about the world from the perspective of Guanyin. I traveled through time and became Guanyin. Male and female, compassion is boundless. Before I traveled through time, I was always curious about whether Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is male or female, so is there any little Chirp? After I traveled through time, I looked down... Oh. Some. I thought I could save the world, but I didn't expect Tathagata to say to me: "I'll leave that naughty boy Sun Wukong to you." So, what I do every day is to deal with the messy follow-up for Tathagata, the messy follow-up for Monkey, the Jade Emperor, and the messy follow-up for other Bodhisattvas. It's hard to get a bodhisattva's salary these days. I am a Guanyin with tens of millions of followers, and since then I have been running around disguised as a woman to deceive the monster Sun Wukong into taking the cassock, disguised as a woman to seduce Bajie to test my sincerity, and disguised myself as a woman to give enlightenment to Tang Monk and coax him to continue to learn the scriptures... … From Fairy Lingbo to an 80-year-old woman, I have played them all. If Sun Wukong didn't cause trouble for me for a day, I would be so moved that I would burst into tears, burn three sticks of incense and go to my own temple to worship three times. Ps: 1. The male subjective perspective of Shiyin has no cp. All Buddhist disciples have no CP [emphasis added] None of the Buddhists have it! 2. Updated at 8pm. 3. Weibo: Jinjiang Bian Jiuhuan 4. The third update will be entered on Saturday 3.31St 5. The cover is a painting of charity by Sanjiuhan! ! The new article "Countdown to Being Greened" is now ready to be collected. Copywriting Great simplicity is reborn. He was reborn thirteen days before his death. So he knew very well that in thirteen days, the love of his life would cheat on him and be broken up by him on the spot. Then, he would be pushed down the thirty-ninth floor by the drunken adulterer and smashed into a broken watermelon. Since he knew the basic plot this time, he had to plan another way to catch the rapist. You have to avenge your death after all, right? ============= Si Ye has everything he wants in this life. But he couldn't get the person he cared about no matter what. That person loves someone else, they get married, live in peace, and are happy. Si Ye was alone and got drunk at the bar. He couldn't remember what happened next. He was sober, handcuffed, and charged with murder And the dead—— The deceased was his sweetheart whom he had secretly loved for thirteen years. Then, he was reborn. ——"I owe him something that I will never be able to repay in my lifetime." It's probably a love-hate relationship between "I love you, I love you so much, I'm crazy and want to make it up to you" and "Aha! You cunning murderer!" Hahaha Intention: