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Asian Games fencing champion Bai Yanchen is not only tall and long-legged, but also unparalleled in beauty. It is not only the pride of the country in the words of the neighborhood uncle, but also the white moonlight in the hearts of thousands of girls.
In a travel variety show, Bai Yanchen was inexplicably put in a relationship with Zhao Xuanzi, the young star whose performance in the variety show was too exaggerated.
Facing the overwhelming discussion on Weibo, straight man Bai Yanchen is not very proficient in using Weibo and would like to clarify something.
"If you're not in love, don't hype it up."
Zhao Xuanzi also looked puzzled, and then took Bai Yanchen away.
Later, Bai Yanchen discovered that he smelled really good.
After a Grand Prix, Bai Yanchen was interviewed by a reporter: "You have successfully defended your title. What is your next plan?"
Bai Yanchen: "Confession."
Everyone was in an uproar: "I wonder which girl is so lucky?"
Bai Yanchen smiled and stopped answering.
Weibo hot search exploded in the evening, Bai Yanchen@True love, no hype
As a result, the group of people below were not only stuffed with mouthfuls of dog food, but also burst into laughter. After a while, a hot search ranked first [Bai Yanchen expresses his love for Zhao Xuanzi @ Zhao Xuanzi high imitation account]
Only Zhao Xuanzi was kept in the dark: What happened? ? ? Have I been confessed to?
The little wolf dog Yuan Qi is a tough character who slaps his face and chases his wife to the crematorium. ………………………………………………………………
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As a special key high school, Huiwen Middle School recruits a group of special sports students every year.
Yu Sheng had top grades and was invited to take care of an idiot with stunted limbs.
Rumor has it that among this batch of special admissions students, this one has the most naughty temperament, and his studies are so bad that he can't even notice.
Yu Sheng thought that this scumbag would definitely like her.
When we met, the man was coming back from the playground. His T-shirt was soaked, and sweat was dripping from his short black hair. His tall figure covered the little girl in the shadow.
Yu Sheng took a step back with a cold expression: "If you don't like studying, I won't make it difficult for you. We won't disturb each other."
Duan Zhao lowered his head and glanced at this "little teacher", who had an apple-shaped face, big eyes, and a sweet face, but at this moment, he was full of impatience with him.
He stared at the person for a few seconds, then suddenly approached him in a cowardly manner: "But, what should I do if I find that I suddenly fall in love with studying?"
Yu Sheng:……
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From then on, Duan Zhao, who was tired of reading books, changed his signature to——
[Please crush me hard and never give up on me. The moment I saw you, I suddenly knew that my dream was Tsinghua University. ]
The head teacher was suspicious of puppy love: "You are..."
Duan Zhao: "It's classmate Yu, she gave me the passion to study!"
Class teacher: "Yu Sheng, the teacher really saw you right!"
Yu Sheng:……
Later, when the results came out, she saw that the other person's score was still in single digits, and she got angry and slapped the test paper on his face.
"Where do you read every day?!"
Duan Zhao held his chin: "No book is as good as yours."
That day, watching the cute little Yu Sheng beat Duan Zhao, who no one dared to mess with, until he screamed, the whole building heard the scream.
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