As the most handsome Po Meng in the world, I have served only a few people in my dark official career for so many years: the Emperor of Heaven, myself, and Yue Lao.
Emperor of Heaven, there are more than three thousand beauties in the harem! All of them have long breasts and thighs, and are very beautiful. The key is that they are still very leisurely: three people fight for the landlord, four people fight for the golden flowers, they live a comfortable life, and they can still have fun when they have nothing to do. Every time the emperor of heaven visits the harem on a whim, he will find that one of his younger wives has eloped with his other older wife, and then he will pretend to be elegant and strong with a smile. With this determination, if you are not acclimatized, just obey him.
The Demon King himself has a strong sense of professional dedication. One look at the orderly automatic soup-filling assembly line shows how clean the Demon King is in this smoky officialdom where magic is not prosperous.
And that fellow Yue Lao is totally shameless. Even the Demon King is such a rogue. Sometimes when meeting him, he feels like an innocent little wife being teased.
Later, some people said that we were an official couple because they said that we have the same thickness of skin.
Roll your ball,
Roll your mother's ball,
Get off your second uncle and get on the kang.