The Little Robot Overturned Again

Please accept QAQ from the column "Xiao Yu Zai He Doesn't Want to Be a Villain" Weekly updates. The copy of this article—— [The cute little bionic robot is attacked by a tough boss] The little robot that was always scolded in the laboratory finally ran away. But after running away, I realized that the world outside the laboratory is really difficult to get along with. The little robot was beaten by life until it couldn't bear it. One day, it finally broke out with courage and grabbed the hem of a human boss' clothes. He looked up at his cute little face and said pitifully: "Excuse me, do you need a little robot at home? One that can sweep the floor and wash dishes, and can do everything." Boss: "………" The boss picked up a small robot that day. The little robot is a bit special. During the day, it is a serious and affectionate machine, but at night it starts to secretly cause trouble. I secretly ate ice cream, secretly watched TV series, and secretly took a bath for myself (which turned off my phone on the spot.) The boss pressed his forehead and looked at the little robot that was flipping over again. After flipping over N times—— Finally rolled into his arms. The little robot was so frightened that it became hot on the spot and wanted to run away. Okay, but the boss held me too tightly. Little robot: "Escape, you can't escape QAQ." ———— Laboratory version: In the ER experiment, a failed experiment was created. The failed product was a small bionic robot. It was cute and well-behaved, but it was difficult to use. Ordered him to sweep the floor, and he tore down the entire floor. Ordered him to wash the dishes. From then on, everyone in the laboratory was short of dishes. When he couldn't do the living instructions well, the doctor waved his hand and asked him to start working in the laboratory. On the same day, there was an explosion that almost destroyed the entire laboratory. The doctor couldn't bear it anymore and finally decided to recycle this failed product that could only be seen but not used. Unexpectedly, the little robot that was about to be destroyed that night woke up and ran away. ＊1V1, very sweet. ———————— Recommend the article "Thank you for the invitation, I'm chasing my wife" by my baby friend: Chacha is here Copywriting—— Zhitong's adoptive parents died when he was young, and his biological parents disowned him. It was pitiful for him to grow up strong and alone. Later he saw that he would have a super, super rich wife in the future. Zhitong regained his composure and promised not to bite his wife no matter how poor she was. As long as he works hard to make money, there may not be a day when he becomes a domineering boss and takes care of his pampered wife once he becomes powerful. Until he saw his wife's father on Forbes… Hmm... No. … Three months later, Zhitong, who was so hungry that he was dizzy, stood at the gate of a certain school, holding a loudspeaker, trying to attract his wife's attention. "Yes, I punctured your tire." "I beat your little brother!" "How is it!" "If you're a man, come and chop me!" The wife of a school bully stood in front of him expressionlessly, "You took away the first kiss too?" Zhi Tong lacked confidence and hesitated for a while, then straightened up her back and said, "Yes... So what, is it illegal for me to kiss my wife??" The school bully pulled him into his arms and rubbed the corners of his lips, "No offense, but you will." Zhitong: "????????????" Later, the young master Wu of the Jiang family, who was being wooed by all the wealthy families, took the little poor boy whom no one wanted and said to the Ai family, "You don't want it, I want it." —————————— The advance copy of my next book "The Little Zombie Doesn't Want to Be Beaten" is in the column, please collect it. The copy is as follows—— In the apocalyptic setting, Shou is a mutated little zombie, cute and cute, and has a brain. Except for his cold body and injuries to his arms, he didn't look like a serious zombie at all. He himself also felt that he looked very out of place in the crowd of zombies. Other zombies gnawed flesh, licked blood and loved to bite people, but the little zombie was hungry and found human blood smelly. He was so hungry that he wanted to simply die. But those human teams that kill zombies are so cruel. The little zombie is a little zombie who only loves beauty. He doesn't want to be shot in the head. One day, a group of zombies were hunting collectively and surrounded a man in a white coat. The man was leaning against a tree, his cold eyes filled with violence, and his thin lips biting the bandage on the back of his hand—— The little zombie's eyes lit up: This blood is so beautiful, no, this white coat is so sweet! Then, he rushed into the zombie group, stood upright and received a beating, and snatched the man back to his nest. Later. After once again secretly accompanying a man on a mission. The little zombie grabbed the man's white coat and said pitifully: "You, can you let me take a lick?" The man lowered his eyes and looked at this fair and well-behaved little face, silent. The little zombie felt lost, rubbed his flat belly, and sniffed. He was so hungry. He couldn't bear the feeling of being hungry every day. "Then, let me make another request." "Can you kill me? I don't want to be treated like a little monster anymore." The little zombie squatted on the ground, burping and crying in aggrieved manner: "We need to take an anesthetic first, and then the shark will fall off." Man: "………" The man sighed lowly, pulled the crying little zombie into his arms, and bit open the bandage, as if surrendering, but also coaxing—— "No narcotics." "I'll give you all my blood." ＊1V1, sweet. Intention: Even if you are beaten hard by life, you must face it bravely!