Modern Times: "Come, come, come, I'll leave you, I'll leave you, guess who's the hero?"
A certain gambler poked the person next to him, "Hey, which one are you betting on?"
"Of course it's Xu Li Mengze, from a scholarly family!"
"Don't talk nonsense, just pay Jiaoyang, okay?" Said the gambler
Su Yunmu blinked, "You take your time and guess! Just don't lose by then without even having underwear on you."
A certain male protagonist said, "I just smiled and said nothing."
All the punters said, "Damn it! Your laughter is useless, you must have come out!" (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻
Note:
This article is an imaginary history (in fact, it's not even history). It's covered in the skin of the Anti-Japanese War. All the characters are original (?-ω-`). If you don't like it, don't read it.
The pure author may update the article in a year. Please don't continue. Come back in a year!