Literary edition copy:
Guo Jia, whose given name is Fengxiao, was born in Yangzhai, Yingchuan. There are few people with extraordinary names who are called "geniuses". The Xu brothers regarded it and said: "The ghost plot of turmoil, the divine appearance of the Qing Dynasty." From the official to the military advisor, he offered wine and ordered to be sealed (crossed out).
His husband, Cao Cao, was named Mengde and was a native of Qiao, the state of Pei. In his early years, he was alert and changeable, capable of writing and martial arts. The Xu brothers regarded him as: "A capable minister in times of peace, a traitor in times of trouble." He ascended the throne in 212 AD and was known as the Wei Dynasty in history, also known as Cao Wei.
Copywriting for mentally retarded version:
This is the story of an unruly prodigal son who is abducted by an ambitious and ambitious lord who is a lolita.
Inside, Cao Mengde and Guo Fengshou show off their affection every day! The author's mother! Come in quickly!
(Guo Jia: "!!!¥@¥...%#@FUCK! Who is Guo Fengshou?!")