I am a killer.
I'm so cold that I can't help but kick a stray dog when I see it.
I am so crazy that I can't help but tear a painting of a famous person into pieces.
"Master, I picked up a stray dog and put it on your bed for you to play with. Oops, I forgot to give him a bath."
"Master, I drew your portrait in the painting "Ode to the Goddess of Luo". You are much more beautiful than the Goddess of Luo."
"Apprentice, the master is a man. Please remove your mouth."
"... Neither can my hands."