Daily 1: Li Man said to the old man who hit him: "Uncle, if you slap me, you will be the future pillar of the country. If something goes wrong and you can't contribute, aren't you affecting the development of the country and adding obstacles to the country? This is the decadent force of capitalism doing damage!"
After a battle of wits, the uncle and several others lamented the ruthlessness and indifference of the world, the moral loss of youth, and the selfishness of human nature, and left the show while shaking their heads.
Daily 2: Li Man said to the driver who was driving randomly: "You are a snake! You can't drive straight, can you? You dare to show your driver's license issued on a telephone pole! You must have learned it from your teacher's wife! Your hands are so wet!"