One was extremely accomplished in martial arts, and boasted that he was omnipotent. The other was good at pinching and counting, and boasted that he knew everything. When they first met, the martial arts master beat up the fortune teller. When they saw each other again, they encountered a long-planned massacre... "You are so good at calculation, haven't you done it for yourself?" "Of course you have." "What did you figure out?" "We are a couple."