"Zhang Mumu, are you really five years older than me? Your IQ hasn't developed yet."
"Zhang Xiaoxiao, you are as brave as you and have gained weight. How dare you commit the following crime?"
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Just pinch each other every day and get used to it.
Ahem, this is serious copywriting, and we should sensationalize when we should. (Actually, I was afraid that Zhang Mumu would see me slandering him, so I would like to make an affectionate confession first.)
In fact, we rarely pass it by, because we are all emotionally reserved people and are good at covering up our feelings with gags. We despise each other all the time, but never abandon each other. The world will change, our parents will grow old and leave, and by then, what we can rely on is each other.
I have always told Zhang Mumu that you are a rare blessing to have a well-behaved and lovely girl like me, but I have never been able to tell you how lucky you are to have a brother like you. The essay I wrote for the high school entrance examination was You Are My Sun. For the college entrance examination, you, a scumbag, kept teaching me how to do the questions. Now the first book I wrote is also about you.
Zhang Mumu, I know you are always in my world.
Ps: Question: Suppose Zhang Mumu and your boyfriend both can't swim and fall into the river at the same time, and there is no one around except you, who would you save first?
Me: What the hell is this assumption? I refuse to answer.
Q: If you don't answer, there will be no readers.
Me: (mdzz). Before I could save him, Zhang Mumu had already held my man's hand and sank into the water. Because I can't swim, he won't let me save anyone.