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"Jun Xiulin, Su Qing used your Langlanting pen to draw a tortoise, and also wrote your name on the tortoise."
"That bastard must be very cute."
"Jun Xiulin, Su Qing sold all your wives."
"Well, if he doesn't sell it, I will divorce him."
"Xiulin-kun, can you be more doting on Su Qing without any lower limit? The key is that he is still a foot-picking uncle."
"This is indeed a problem. If he hadn't been a foot-picking uncle, maybe we wouldn't have met each other."
"..."
The most beautiful man in the world, everywhere, actually came out as gay. Countless fairy mountains and secret places sighed for it, and even female fairies shed tears day and night.
Interview: Su Qing, do you know that Mr. Xiulin became a broken sleeve for you?
Su Qing: Huh? His sleeve is broken? Why didn't he tell me? If he told me, I would sew it back for him.
Interview: Don't you understand what cut sleeves are?
Su Qing: Can you still eat cut sleeves?
Interview: Huh? Okay, I forgot you were reborn from Earth.
Interview: I heard that you are a famous singer on Earth, and you also forcibly kissed an actor?
Su Qing: Is my sexual orientation normal? Be careful, I will sue you for defamation.
Interview: Isn't this the beginning of the book, narrated by you yourself?
Su Qing: Which of your eyes saw my own narration? Those are all rumors made by Mr. Xiao Feng. Let me tell you, don't listen to Mr. Xiao Feng's nonsense. I am indeed a straight man.
Let me tell you in a low voice, Xiao Fengjun is actually a crook.
Interview:…