A long, long time ago/The palace suddenly fell/The national master ran away and took away the prince and disappeared/The national master burped midway/Leaved behind a lovely daughter/The prince accepted the orphan with tears/Took the girl to hide in the forest/From then on determined to study/Swore revenge/Accepted the girl as his apprentice/The two lived happily ever after (Fog)
A story about dog abuse between a sinister male protagonist and a silly and sweet (not) female protagonist. I respect you by eating this bowl of dog food first!