*The pre-collection pit "Only Your Smile" is a sweet and sweet story about a bamboo horse from heaven who "pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger" and meets a stupid bamboo horse who "gets eaten and helps save money".
*Pre-collection pit "I have the final say who you like", Green Tea's scheming style vs. Zha Su's stupid love-mindedness. To fall in love, you need love-mindedness, and to find an old man, you need beauty's attack!
Copywriting
When Ji Wenzhu was 29 years old, he was still a little-known actor who was neither famous nor popular in dramas. I don't know if it was bad luck. First, he was dragged by his sister to climb Mount Everest and almost died on it. Then, the foreign lover he had been dating for seven years ran away to marry a woman...
Just when he was about to cry, his first love who had been "dead" for many years suddenly ran out, licked his face and asked, "Do you still like him now?"
Ji Wenzhu wanted to punch him, but he ran away and chased him, but he didn't want to fly.
Ji Wenzhu lost his pace and refused again and again, but finally fell into his arms.
Later, when Cheng Yinyun brought the people back, everyone asked him why he chose Ji Wenzhu.
Cheng Yinjun turned his head and looked at a certain has-been actor who was working hard. He smiled and said, "Back then, he grabbed my pants and knelt on the ground. He was stunned and didn't speak. Then he smiled so awkwardly. He has been in my heart ever since."
Ji Wenzhu: "You are so handsome by me!"
Cheng Yinjun: "I was frightened. I thought my teeth had become sperm."
Ji Wenzhu: "...(I'm not that dark!)"
Food Guide
*Poor-tongued silly boy from Northeast China
*The story is fictitious, please don't verify it. If you don't like it, please withdraw it. Thank you for clicking, and thank you for liking it~
*"To My Future Self"-Yang Zongwei
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——Xinkeng's "Only You Smile"——
Copywriting
On the first day of school, Xu Weixiao accompanied his buddy to smoke in front of the supermarket. While his buddy smoked, he ate sweets.
When they were discussing yesterday's five-game losing streak, a boy wearing a blue and white school uniform came out of the supermarket. He suddenly stopped and looked back at Xu Weixiao. The two looked at each other for five seconds. Xu Weixiao looked confused and left just as he was about to ask someone.
The buddy teased Xu Weixiao: "Damn, my eyes are all blurry. Xiao'er, you know that guy."
Xu Weixiao looked at the back of the boy's head and scratched his head: "I don't know him, but he is really white."
The buddy turned around and looked him up and down: "Well, you are so dark!"
Xu Weixiao kicked him over: "Get out of here!"
Plot1
At the sports meeting of the second year of high school, Xu Weixiao, the top player in the atmosphere group, was either on his way to participate in the event or on his way to cheer for his classmates. 'Off-site service audience' Li Yuxi's project is to write broadcast scripts, and the biggest project is to help pick up something and deliver water.
Later, Li Yuxi was injured while participating in the long jump for Xu Weixiao. Xu Weixiao had to accompany him, but when he saw his brother competing, he wanted to cheer for him, but Li Yuxi stopped him.
Xu Weixiao: "They can't do it without me!"
Li Yuxi: "I can't do it without you."
Xu Weixiao: "You have a sprained foot, but you're not out of your mind."
Li Yuxi: "My heart is broken because of you."
Xu Weixiao: "Li Yuxi, don't attack me with earthy love words!"
Plot2
When Xu Weixiao was hospitalized for appendix surgery, his sister Lin Weimiao sent him many BL books and comics. Xu Weixiao was speechless. His sister said she would read them by herself and also asked him to learn love skills.
Xu Weixiao lost his temper: "You followed Danmei comics when it comes to dating, you are crazy."
Lin Weimiao was innocent: "Yes, I caught up with the handsome boy in school."
Xu Weixiao's face turned even darker: "..." I really thank you.
Xu Weixiao was bored and picked up a book to read. Li Yuxi happened to see it when he came to visit his doctor.
Xu Weixiao's face turned red: "Li Yuxi, don't ask."
Li Yuxi smiled: "Okay."
"At the end of the story, you also fell in love with me, Xu Weixiao." - Li Yuxi
Food Guide
*Atmosphere Group - Flirting without knowing it - Little Prince VS Learning Model - Dark and Jealous - Sanhaosheng
*This is a sweet literary story about a bamboo horse from heaven who "pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger" and meets a stupid bamboo horse who "helps save money after being eaten".
*"Sunny Day"-Jay Chou
——Xinkeng "I have the final say who you like"——
Copywriting
Rumor has it that the shelf life of Zhang Yusheng's boyfriend is as short as the shelf life of a convenience store bento.
But the man who broke up with him still regarded him as a treasure and always praised him as "a good old man" when talking to everyone.
Zhou Xu sneered, because he has money. Apart from being rich and having a face, he has no other advantages.
The friend asked tentatively: "Don't you want to try it?"
Zhou Xu shook his head: "What a scumbag."
And the shelf life is so short, it's hard not to doubt his ability "in that area".
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A few months later, Zhang Yusheng chased after Zhou Xu.
"Zhou Xu, come to my office."
"Zhou Xu, come to my house."
"Zhou Xu, come to my bed..."
Zhou Xu covered Zhang Yusheng who was "talking nonsense" in the office.
Everyone:? ? ? The vice president and the chairman's secretary are together? !
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After the news came out, the friend from before also came to eat melon.
"Before, I thought I was too scumbag."
"It's a coincidence."
"Then you might as well talk about fate."
"... Diaphragm response."
The friend laughed and asked, "How did you hook him?"
Zhou Xu smiled lightly: "I just threw a bone and followed."
The friend smiled evilly and moved closer to him, asking in a low voice: "Then how did you use it? Is he very powerful?"
Zhou Xu raised his eyebrows and gave him a "what are you thinking about" look.
"I'll fuck him."
My friend's jaw dropped: Huh?
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Food Guide
*Fishing green tea and scheming VS Zha Su's silly love brain
*The main attack is from the perspective. In the early stage, the enemy is the Sea King and the attacker. Later, when attacked, he will be the enemy.
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Purpose: Love makes people brave
Reader comments
It's so sweet, I'm going to cry from Xinfu [burst into tears]
Come on(? ??_??)?
Madam, I'm hungry!
Reviewing and bullying people, I obviously posted it last night. Can't see it yet.
Uh-huh... It's April... The grass is about to grow [crying]
It's so sweet, I'm going to cry from Xinfu [burst into tears]
Come on(? ??_??)?
Madam, I'm hungry!
Reviewing and bullying people, I obviously posted it last night. Can't see it yet.
Uh-huh... It's April... The grass is about to grow [crying]