"Do you love Chu Zihang?"
"Who? Who are you?"
"You don't need to worry about who I am. Do you love Chu Zihang?"
"Nonsense! Of course I'm so in love! Chu Zihang is my first love! My first crush! I started watching the first movie when I was 15, and now I'm almost 20. I haven't even gone out yet and I'm already in a deep hole! Just for Chu Zihang, I can be considered as guarded as a jade..."
"Why do you talk so much in vain? Do you love Chu Zihang?"
"Obviously I love you till death, okay?"
"Then are you willing to give up 1/2 of your life for him?"
"..."
"Even Lu Mingfei can show 2/4 of his life for Nono, why can't you?"
"Why is my life so worthless?! Everyone spends 1/4 of it, so why do I lose half of it? I don't accept your setting!"
"..."
"Besides, there is a reason why I save my life! If I encounter some kind of crisis, who will save my husband! The Three Gorges Dam, the Beijing Subway, who will save Brother Hang!"
"... Can you save me or not?"
"I, I, I... Think about it again, can I get a discount?"