Scenario one:
The teahouse was bustling with excitement, and a woman smiled coquettishly. She stretched out her hand to pull the sleeve of the man in white next to her.
The first place: "Young Master, I want to marry you."
Tianyi: "..."
Di Yi (furious): "Don't marry? Okay, then you marry" (smiling) "I asked you, you don't want to marry yourself."
Scenario two:
Girl: "Palace Master, you and the young master, you two..."
Diyi: "Okay, I know what you want to ask."
Diyi: "Who doesn't want to lie down and enjoy it these days?"
Girl (shocked): "Palace Master, so you..."
Diyi: "But I am an exception. I like to be the one who presses others."
Girl: "..." (= =|||)
Tianyi: "..." (Have you ever asked me what I think?)
Scenario three:
Girl: "Palace Master, you finally don't wear women's clothes?"
Diyi: "Yeah, look left and right, he's still handsome in men's clothing, he's witty and handsome, he's the most handsome in the world."
Girl: "Palace Master, where did you put the young master..."
Di Yi (looking at the girl sideways): "What do you know? Oh my god, that is beautiful, the most beautiful in the world."
Girl: "..."
This article starts with a serious note, but inside it is a mess of nonsense. The author only cares about his own happiness, so please do not eat with peace of mind.