My name is Tenshoin Ruri. I have a "happy life" where my parents are away from home abroad all year round, and I have a brother, a sister, and a house. However, I discovered that there is a big problem with the sexual orientation of my brother Tenshoin Eichi and my sister Ayase Eri! Eh? Are you saying that my brother and sister have different last names? Oh - don't pay attention to these details, but I am definitely a normal child. I just have a few friends with Mahou Soju, and a few days ago I bribed a man in sportswear who claimed to be a god with five yuan to send me to Heian Kyoto to be an onmyoji.