My name is Sylvia Malfoy, Draco's sister. I never thought my life at Hogwarts would be so... Busy.
Draco: Sister, let's sneak attack Potter and the others tonight!
Sylvia: As long as you are happy... I am free.
Draco: I'm going to report Potter for going out at night!
Sylvia: It seems like you too...
Draco: They are sneaky and must be up to no good. Let's go and take a look!
Sylvia: Brother, please let me go, I still want to live!
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