Cat Life Is Shortone Piece

Passerby A: Hey, have you heard? Passerby B: What? Passerby A: I don't know this. The Straw Hat Pirates have an extra cat. Don't mess with her. She's scarier than Neptune. She's so cruel. Tsk tsk tsk. Scene one: Reporter: Mr. Luffy, if you were asked to choose between Miss Chiba and your favorite meat, which one would you choose? Luffy: No need to ask, of course it's meat. Reporter: So, which one do you choose between Miss Chiba, Mr. Luffy and your favorite fish? Chiba: I'm really sorry, I don't have Luffy as an option here. Luffy:...... Scene two: Luffy shouted: Kitten, be my girlfriend and I will give you delicious meat. Chiba: Who wants your meat? What I like is fish.