Instructions for consumption:
1. This article is a parody. The original text is the American comic book PILLOW TALK translated by Senior Doufu. The author is Romany. Three bows to pay tribute and strong Amway;
2. Pairing with Depan, the timeline is set between the Half-Blood Prince and the Deathly Hallows. Draco and Pansy established a sexual relationship during this period. Those who are uncomfortable should beware;
3. The dialogue contains a lot of foul language and hints, so please be careful if you feel uncomfortable;
4. The characters and world belong to Rowling, and the ideas belong to the author. I am just a poor imitator and porter.
Thank you co-driver Amao
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