My Hokage is not weird at all! Although I am an ordinary time traveler, I have a system. Well, actually I don't know how this thing is used (╯□╰)o But but, you wouldn't think that the setting would be so simple, right? Hum, our Weasel God has traveled to the Warring States Period together. Yes, that's right, it's that weasel. That guy is a charlatan, how could he fool me? Da, yes, I am the second pillar, and the second pillar is me.
Itachi: Which of my ninjutsu and genjutsu do you want to learn first?
Erzhu: I want to learn physical skills and see if I can open the eight doors and be invincible in the world! Sparkly!
Itachi: You have to know that my physical skills are not very good, after all, I am a girl.