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Copywriting one:
When a tsundere meets a coquettish one, life is full of joy. Absolutely eating chicken every day. (*????`*)
The so-called Mensao means a lady in front of others and a teddy in the back. (???)
Mensao happened to fall in love with a tsundere who had sexual mysophobia. This was simply a rhythm that would drive Mensao to death.
Copywriting two:
As a 170-meter short-leg attacker, he drinks milk every day in an attempt to grow taller.
Finally, the hard work paid off, and the little dwarf drew a bar and became a veritable attacker.
Some people are born to rely on their appearance to make a living.
Even though the person who did the wrong thing was Yan Zuo, even though he was so angry at Yan Zuo that his liver trembled and his face turned green.
But someone still didn't have the consciousness to admit his mistake, and he was extremely arrogant and domineering. He actually had the nerve to come over after he had done something wrong, raised his head arrogantly, pouted his lips, and asked for a hug.
Now, a certain idiot has started again——
"You look so good-looking."
But! ! !
The idiot can only hold the little beauty in his arms, and can't make any further progress at all, because his little beauty has sex! Clean! Addiction!
"Can I kiss you?"
"No."
"(╯‵□′)╯┻━┻"
Copywriting three
Post: Originally Answered: What should I do if I have a wife who is like God?
His adopted daughter-in-law also has to support his large collection of high-end luxury brands, and she runs away from home whenever they disagree with her.
First floor: Wouldn't such a wife wait for the Chinese New Year to get divorced?
Second Floor: It's not what you're used to, just give it a beating.
Third floor: Brother, listen to me, leave as soon as possible and rest in peace.
Until the poster posted a photo of his wife.
The voices below were unanimous: Host, if you don't want me to have such a wife, I'll pamper you.
The poster wanted to cry but had no tears: I went to move the bricks, 886??
This tsundere is different, he is humble to the core.
The coquettish bitch is always causing trouble anytime and anywhere. The tsundere supermodel is attacked by a black-bellied and sultry young man.
1. Shou is five years older than Gong, but in front of Gong, he is still willful and like a child.
2. Bias towards reality.
3. Empty! Empty! Empty!
Any similarity in the names of magazines, brands, people, and places involved is purely coincidental.
4. A story, just to make Bojun smile.
Regarding the fashion circle, modeling circle, entertainment circle and other circles, since the author does not belong to these circles, all the operating processes when writing are based on the author's subjective conjecture after searching for information on the Internet. If something is written incorrectly, don't take it too seriously.
Intention:
Reader comments
Ahhhhhhhhh, more time
Yeah yeah yeah, when will Da Chu notice the warm heart (˶ ̄᷄⁻̫ ̄᷅˵)
Ahhhhhhhhh, more time
Yeah yeah yeah, when will Da Chu notice the warm heart (˶ ̄᷄⁻̫ ̄᷅˵)