After a "scheming" rabbit went to heaven, he successfully caught the "tall, rich and handsome" immortal king. From then on, he reached the pinnacle of rabbit life and became the object of worship of all the little fairies.
Do you think this is the story?
No, you're wrong. This is the story of a stupid rabbit who was in love with love and successfully sold himself to help Gong Jiang count the money.
A warm and sweet daily treat, welcome to eat.
I don't know much about the world, but I am a straight man who is prone to bending and blackening. (I thought we were good friends, but you want to make soy sauce with me)
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Yun Sheng sprained his foot.
Straight man Si: "It's okay if you don't walk well."
Yun Sheng was angry, "You can help me at least."
Straight man Si: "I don't want you to be so heavy. Can't you still walk?"
Yun Sheng limped after him, trying to kill the incomprehensible guy with his eyes.
Yun Sheng was lame.
Duanxiu Si: "Reach out your hand."
Yun Sheng: "Huh?"
Duanxiu Si: "Tsk, stupid." A princess picked up Yun Sheng, quietly raised the corners of her lips, and walked steadily on the road.
Yun Sheng struggled: "Shen~ please put me down quickly, I can walk by myself."
Duanxiu Si weighed it and rubbed Yun Sheng's butt, "Good boy, I won't let you down from now on. Eat more meat. There's not even a few ounces of meat on your butt, it's tinny."
Yun Sheng took a bath without any clothes, so he asked Qing Si to deliver clothes behind the screen.
Si, a rough and straight man who has been hanging out in northern bathhouses since he was a child: "What are you giving me! These are all grown men, come out. Brother Rabbit, you can't handle that thing. Oh, oh, I understand, I understand! Just wait, it's coming."
Yun Sheng was so angry that he splashed the water.
Yun Sheng took a bath without any clothes, so he asked Qing Si to deliver clothes behind the screen.
Sperm-brained gangster gay Si: "Little cutie~ Aren't you lonely in the water? My good brother is here to care for you~~ Clothes? What clothes? Returning to nature and liberating one's nature is the main theme of the heaven~~~"
Yun Sheng huddled in the bathtub, shivering, trembling, and asked for help from the Immortal Net. Lao Gong was crazy and how to break it.
About the title: (Look at my big innocent eyes)
Qingri: short for Qingtian Bairi, used as an adverbial of time
Yunkai: The abbreviation of "Shou Yunkai Sees the Moonlight", which means the story of Xiao Gong successfully holding Xiao Shou back after going through hardships and obstacles (heavy fog)
If you have any objections, please reflect on yourselves first. Hey, I love you all~