Literary version: Little Enchantress vs. Reincarnated Buddha
The down-and-out monk Jueming never imagined that he would be the reincarnation of the Buddha who would not be seen for a century; and the last hurdle for him to become a Buddha turned out to be a fate that he could not avoid.
"I am Buddha."
"It's a Buddha, it's a god, so what?" She chuckled, climbed sideways onto the dust-free robe, with a broken moonlight in her eyes, deliberately scratched his round earlobe with her hair, and sighed, "—but I really like you."