[Comprehensive British and American] I Am Already a Useless Dragon

New pit: Honghuang Travel Agency is asking for advance payment~ You may not believe it, but I am actually a dragon. Although I have tried to transform into dragon form hundreds of times, I have never succeeded. Although I received the notice of Hogwarts last year—— Just because I blew all the letters out of my annoying neighbor's mailbox with the wind. Although I am now sitting in the classroom at Hogwarts learning the nth use of the blood of our race. But please believe me, I am really a dragon... Fuck, I can't make it up anymore. Sorry, I may (yi) be (jing) a fake (fei) dragon (le). Instructions for consumption: 1. Third person perspective, trying to make the male protagonist act cool and cool. I entered v on October 31, 2017, and made tens of thousands of purchases that day. In the future, it is set that the anti-theft stamp will not appear until the purchase reaches 60%, and the time is 24 hours. 2. It doesn't matter whether you are attacking or receiving. I don't know the CP. Whoever is cute will be the one. If you don't accept it, please go to the upper right corner. 3. The author has a bad temper. The comment area only accepts love. If you think what I wrote is not cute, please leave quietly. You don't need to tell me that you have been here. 4. No comments are allowed. All the above are acceptable. I wish you a happy meal. 5. If you like it, feel free to add it to my column → My baby's column Intention: