Crocodile first met this child in an alley.
Corpses were scattered all over the ground, and the child, without a drop of blood, was holding a white bear and looking on coldly.
At the age of ten, he was able to kill people without blinking an eye.
Crocodile just hugged him back.
So began the ridiculous daily parenting routine.
[Note: Most of the content in this article actually has nothing to do with the title of the book]
"... Shuluo, you can't eat that crocodile."
"Why? You should be able to eat it. It feels delicious."
"... No way."
"I want to eat~Dad~"
"Don't call me daddy."
"I just screamed. Dad, dad..."
... You can win.
Shuluo CP is not Kroc, but Luffy.
Please note that CP mysophobia, the rest of the CP in this article: Tang Crocodile, Ji Luo, Suoxiang, Saai.